KOBE BEAN BRYANT, 41

KOBE BEAN BRYANT, 41
DEAR BASKETBALL Kobe Bryant's legacy went beyond basketball, he became an icon of a generation in need of an identity
28 December 2012

BROWNOUT A kind of modern-day apocalypse


2012 IS SUPPOSED TO BE it. The end. According to a Mayan prophecy, or so says Woody Harrelson, on December 21, 2012, the world, as we know it, would come to a screeching halt, and that civilization would face a collision course with nature (of course) unlike anything the world has ever seen. But as I write this, the world is celebrating “Innocence Day” (Dec. 28), and what better way to summarize this whole end-of-the-world saga than by proclaiming it with a lot of hubbub, as if that end was just a by-product of our own fascination with the unknown.

It doesn’t have to be a physical ending I believe. The world, since the disappearance of those cassette tapes, is already on its breaking point. You can readily tell that by the time you reach maturity, you will have a hard time keeping up with your age. And this fascination over the end of things seemed to have been getting a lot of attention lately, as if suffering under the wrath of God is a cool way to end one’s life. Annihilation to the Witnesses.

I have been hearing this messianic hoopla since 1993. Yes, the year before Polly died. Better to burn out than to fade away. And the mantra has been recycled over the years. The Y2K phenomenon, the attack on the Twin Towers in New York, and even the marriage of Elton John to his long-time boyfriend were seen as birth pains to this end of the world hashtag, anything but the building of that temple in that land of milk and honey. We wanted to end this whole contemporary scene and replaced it with a much bigger screen enough to view an entire hologram of nonsensical notorieties. Now, the Mayans had entered into the scene, but came out short of its prediction somehow, and the world, once again, is a much better place than it really was a few days ago.  

Nobody knows when the end. Tomorrow maybe, perhaps the next day, or better still, after the next election primaries have been set up. Nobody. Never mind if you don’t read the Scriptures (nobody does nowadays), but the thought of knowing the end in advance would be so preposterous, insensitive and so counterproductive as far as keeping that faith in God is concerned, since most of those who spread the news are readers of In His Own Write and A Spaniard in the Works (no disrespect to John Lennon).

But 2012 probably would be the end of Sony Ericsson in a patent suit against Samsung, or Juan Ponce Enrile as the Senate President of the country. And now that we have gone through the scare of that 12-21-12, we certainly hope that this end-of-the-world buzz would die a natural death, at least, for now. 2013 seemed to be a good year after all, for the simple reason that it’s December doesn’t have any insignia like that of 2012. There’s probably no talk of ending the world, except, of course, if the United States decides to battle China over Jeremy Lin rights.

I think the world will end in 2040. That’s exactly 27 years from now. If someone is born at this very minute and die come 2040, he would be included in that infamous 27 Club, alongside Janis Joplin and Amy Winehouse. Anybody can come up with their own predictions, in the same way that there are a lot of endings going on around us without the slightest reception and acceptance we afforded to that Mayan prophecy. Mel Gibson was probably the closest in terms of predicting the outcome of what the Mayans believed then, courtesy of his Apocalypto, that the end of the world signals the arrival of the old one, the old dispensation of Europe as represented in the film, but in our case, it is the revival of an age-hold habit: self-righteousness.

How dichotomous we have become that as we progressed technologically into the 21st century, our habits have taken a drastic step backwards toward mediocrity and obsolescence. We have become too polarized a civilization with just a mere border separating us in between. People have their queer faces staring at me every time I ask for a condom on a counter as if I’m an anathema. Our conveniences in life have given us a lot of options for us to choose from, but the tragedy lies not in the disposal of our unlimited resources but in our ability to make decisions based on our modern implements. So when someone says that the end of the world is nigh, the end lies actually from within, and the circumstances surrounding it was just a reaction of what was going on inside his heart.

Our lifestyles speak for themselves. I remember George Carlin, that famous comedian of the old theatre, when he said that many people devour a lot of fast food stuff into their system but slow in digesting it. The anticipated Apocalypse, at some point, was trending on social media; it even caught the attention of the business sector, especially the opportunistic ones, eventually capitalizing on its potential money-making venture, regardless if the world will end with a bang or a whimper. It was all a slipshod photo-op, a chance to be included in the in-crowd, a form of acceptance. Of course, nobody’s serious enough about ending the whole dispensation. Are you?

Why don’t we simply go back to the frying pans? Fry some eggs, or a fish-that-died-a-long time-ago (Bulad). But, seriously, this curtain call has got to stop, ASAP. The world is ending anyway even if we don’t mention it. Our primetime shows are a testament to that. If you’re still at it, go ahead, be my guest. But 2012 was a bad year for the well-wishers. The Mayans should have made up their minds so I won’t be wasting my time calculating on an empty formula.

Having said that, the world will definitely end on a Monday, like when we report to work after a lousy weekend. But for all intents and purposes, the prediction was just a wakeup call. I did not buy the Mayans when they were credited that the world will end on December 21, 2012, a Friday, a few days after our Christmas getaway at that Garden of Eden Restored somewhere in the mountains of Calinan, Davao City, when everybody’s thinking about midnight sales and eat-all-you-cans. Nobody knows when, not even the mayor, can say for sure about the end of days. But business as usual in the Garden, so why talk of ending it? There’s no abomination that causes desolation in there, or anything close to that. Unless if you consider Dionesia going up against Juan Manuel Marquez, then that’s going to be the end of it.    

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